Artificial Red 28%

Artificial Red – 28.52% THCa | Deep Relaxation with Fruity Diesel Funk

Artificial Red is a hybrid strain with mysterious lineage and a unique terp profile that blends cherry fruitiness with earthy gas and chemical undertones. Known for its intense body effects and stoney head high, Artificial Red is ideal for those evenings when you’re ready to kick back and melt into the moment. Whether you're lounging solo or settling in for a movie night, this strain brings on the chill in full force. This batch comes in at 28.52% THCa, offering potent relief without compromising flavor.

Strain Overview

Genetics: Unknown Hybrid
Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid
Aroma: Fruity diesel, cherry cough syrup, earthy skunk
Flavor: Chemical cherry, herbal funk, gassy back-end

Lab-Tested Potency & Cannabinoid Profile

Total Cannabinoids: 28.59%

• THCa: 28.52%

• Δ9-THC: 0.07%

• CBD / CBDV / Δ8-THC / CBDA / CBN / CBG / CBC: ND (Not Detected)

Tested by FESA Labs on 3/13/2025

Effects & Recommended Use

️ Deep Relaxation: Great for evening wind-down
Mellow Body Buzz: Promotes calm without couchlock
Ideal for Nighttime: Perfect companion for TV binges or rainy day naps
Flavorful and Potent: Funky gas meets cherry tang

Why Artificial Red?

• Bold THCa concentration for potent, full-body effects

• Rare hybrid profile with mysterious, underground genetics

• Standout flavor that blends sweetness and funk

• Sold in and around Houston/Crosby, TX via Cozy Cannabis

• Lab-tested and Farm Bill compliant

Storage Tips

To maintain freshness, store Artificial Red in an airtight container away from direct light and heat. Use a humidity pack to preserve terpene content and avoid dryness or degradation. Keep temperature stable for best results.

Legal Compliance

This product is federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill and contains <0.3% Δ9-THC by dry weight. Must be 21+ to purchase. Always check local laws before buying or possessing hemp-derived THCa products.